September, 2008

touch story of me…

my touch story…

 

add… http://www.56.com/p_75372173.swf

http://www.56.com/p96/v_NzUzNzIxNzM.html?pstyle=1

Cikgu BM “funny” haha

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
 
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
 
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
 
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
 
Murid : Kami siuman!
 
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
 
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
 
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
 
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

friends

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. 

 
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
 
 
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink  
 
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home 

 
Friend: asks you to write down your number. 
Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can’t remember it)  
 
 
 
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back                    
 Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

 
 
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life  

 
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing 
Best friend: will always go with you

 
Friend: would delete this letter 
Best friend: will send this back
to me and all of their online buddies 

 
Friends Forever!  

 
Written with a pen  

 
Sealed with a kiss  

 
If you are my friend,  

 
Please answer this:  

 
Are we friends or are we not? 
 
You told me once, but I forgot..  

 
So tell me now and tell me true, 

 
So I can say , I am here for you. 

 
Of all the friends I’ve ever met,  
 
You’re the ones I won’t forget..  

 
And if I die before you do,  

 
I’ll go to Heaven  

 
And wait for you.  

 
Show your friends how much you care.
 
 
  
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you’ll know you have a circle of friends.  

 
Ok,Friend

flower cool…

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dragon…cool

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luv wow…

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haizzz

wat a day i this this month will not on9 on time le….bec the exam is come…xian o…cannot play…god help me pls….

wow…very cool…

wan 1 day be 1000 ppl added in ur profile….very cool…u wan the setup…

xixi…but this just oni a beta or may harm to ur pc…u will taking risk…nice…

 

wan setup…leave e~mail…i will mail to u all ^^

wat a day…

wow…i havent c my dear angry like this…make me scare like a goat…walao…my baby so cool…i will support her…and make her dont so angry…wow…+u+U 吧…比鼻,我们一起过吧…不那么生气哦…muackx

超级重要的事件~这关系到你的人生安全^^我来帮朋友宣传下

只要是有拿电话的都要看…(不管你是读哪间学校的)。。。!!!!!!!只要是人的话都要看,除非你……..??????!!!!!!!!!

 

Bandar Sibu 的 2B班有一个女生名李__雯的…

此女生是出名的hiao…

嘴巴又臭,又很喜欢讲别人…

还专门骗男生的钱 -_-…

出了名贱的她竟然能联合外人出卖,陷害朋友…”禽兽不如”

他的脸比犀牛皮还要厚,有此可见她是多么不要脸的一个女生…

看到男生的时候她就会开始变企鹅了…

为了避免你的男友或者是朋友受害,请把这信息发给你朋友吧…^@^

以免他们被骗钱…*@*

坏人多多啊~

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